*** Today’s Humour
A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on
the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100
to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees
and loads the penguins on the bus.
An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to
the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins
driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and
pulls them over.
The zoo worker yells, “I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to
the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?”
“Calm down,” the bus driver says, “I took the penguins to the
zoo. We had change left over, so now I’m taking them to the
movies.”
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