*** Today’s Humour A man walks into a bar

July 21st, 2009

*** Today’s Humour

A man walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, I’d like a pint of
beer.”

The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll be four
dollars.”

The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the
bartender.

“Sorry, sir,” the bartender says, “but I can’t accept that.”

The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects
his money again. “What’s going on here?” the man asks.

Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, “This is a
Singles Bar.”

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