*** Today’s Humour
A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a
couple of really important executives on board into Seattle
airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and
his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and
after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very
nervous.
At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall
building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.
Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window:
“Hey, where am I?”. The solitary office worker replies: “You’re
in an airplane.”. The pilot immediately executes a swift 275
degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the
airport’s runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the
engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers
ask the pilot how he did it.
“Elementary,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that
building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100%
correct but absolutely useless; therefore, I knew that must be
Microsoft’s support office and from there the airport is three
minutes away on a course of 87 degrees.”
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