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*** Today’s Humour

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along
and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police
arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the
damage to his car.

“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!”

“You yuppies are so materialistic, it’s ridiculous” retorted the
officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn’t
even notice that your left arm was ripped off.”

“Oh, my God!” screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump
where his arm used to be. “My Rolex!”

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