*** Today’s Humour
Once a captain on his ship was disturbed by his assistant
telling him, “Sir! Sir! There are 5 enemy ships on the horizon.”
The captain tells the man,” Get my red coat and prepare for
battle!”
The assistant runs without question to get the captains red coat
and prepares for battle. After their victory the assistant asks
the captain why he wanted his red coat.
The captain tells the assistant “If I was shot you would not be
able to tell I’m bleeding and you would keep fighting.”
The assistant thought this was a great idea. The next day the
assistant came to the captain, “Sir! Sir! There are twenty enemy
ships on the horizon!”
The captain was stunned. He looked at the assistant and told him
“Get me my brown pants!”
This was in my email I know I heard it before on comedy central. but it is a good joke.
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