*** Today’s Humour
Smart Blonde
A blonde woman walks into a bank and says to the teller: “I need
a loan of $5000 for my business trip to Japan, please.”
The teller says: “All right, the interest will be $20. What do
you have for collateral?”
The blonde hands over the keys to a Ferrari. She asks: “Will
this be enough?”
The teller fills out her papers and gets her the loan. While the
blonde is on her trip, the teller, curious about the woman,
checks her bank account and finds that she is a millionaire.
When she returns from the trip the teller says to her: “While
you were away, I checked your accounts, and found that you are a
millionaire. Why did you take out that loan?”
The blonde looks at him and says: “Where else could I park my
Ferrari for $20 and expect it to be here when I got back?”
Random Posts
Loading…
