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Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station
to identify the suspect. The police chief shows them the first
mug shot.

“That’s not him,” the first blonde states. “This man only has
one eye.”

The chief is stunned. “He only has one eye because it’s a side
profile shot.” He repeats the procedure for the second blonde.

“That’s not him. This man only has one ear,” she answers.

He smacks his head. “It’s a side profile shot.” He repeats the
procedure for the third blonde.

After viewing the photo, she says, “That’s not him. This man is
wearing contact lenses.”

“How do you know that?”

“Well,” she says, “he can’t wear glasses with only one eye and
one ear, now can he?”

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