*** Today’s Humour
A young lad went to a tailor shop in Scotland. He told the
tailor, “I’d like ye to make me a kilt with this material here,
and if ye don’t mind, I’d like ye to make me a pair of matching
underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings.”
A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop.
“Here’s ye kilt, and here’s ye matching underwear, and here’s
five yards of material left over. Take it home and keep it in
case you want anything else made of it.”
The lad rushed home and donned his kilt. He decided to run to
his girlfriend’s house to show off his new purchase.
Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to wear his
underwear.
When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt
and said, “Well, what’d ye think?”
“Ah, but dat’s a fine looking kilt,” she exclaimed.
“Aye, and if ye like it, y’ell really like what’s underneath,”
he bragged as he lifted his kilt.
“Oh, but dat’s a dandy,” his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
Still not realizing that he didn’t have his underwear on, he
exclaimed quite proudly, “Aye, and if ye like it, I’ve got five
more yards of it at home!”*** Today’s Humour
A young lad went to a tailor shop in Scotland. He told the
tailor, “I’d like ye to make me a kilt with this material here,
and if ye don’t mind, I’d like ye to make me a pair of matching
underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings.”
A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop.
“Here’s ye kilt, and here’s ye matching underwear, and here’s
five yards of material left over. Take it home and keep it in
case you want anything else made of it.”
The lad rushed home and donned his kilt. He decided to run to
his girlfriend’s house to show off his new purchase.
Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to wear his
underwear.
When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt
and said, “Well, what’d ye think?”
“Ah, but dat’s a fine looking kilt,” she exclaimed.
“Aye, and if ye like it, y’ell really like what’s underneath,”
he bragged as he lifted his kilt.
“Oh, but dat’s a dandy,” his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
Still not realizing that he didn’t have his underwear on, he
exclaimed quite proudly, “Aye, and if ye like it, I’ve got five
more yards of it at home!”
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